Every week it comes for you. No mercy. No snooze button big enough.
$MONDAY is the Solana meme coin that owns your pain —
and maybe your bag too. 😴
$MONDAY is not just a coin. It's a feeling. It's the alarm at 6:47 AM. It's the cold coffee. It's every Slack notification before you've even opened your eyes. 😩
Built on Solana because like Mondays, transactions are fast, relentless, and show up before you're ready.
We didn't create Monday. Nobody asked for it. It just exists — every single week — without apology. We figured if it's going to ruin everyone's life anyway, it might as well make us rich.
No roadmap promises we can't keep. No influencer deals with questionable timelines. Just vibes, memes, and the universal shared trauma of 8 billion people who hate Monday as much as you do. ☕
8 billion people. Different languages, cultures, timezones. One common enemy. Monday doesn't discriminate. Neither does $MONDAY.
You can't skip it. You can't ignore it. You can hate-tweet it but it still shows up. Just like compound interest on a bag you didn't sell.
You complain about it every week. Yet here you are, still buying $MONDAY. Deep down, you know. It has you. It always had you.
Clean. Simple. No funny business. Like Monday — straightforward in the most brutal way possible. 💀
Four steps. Even on a Monday. You've got this. ☕
Download Phantom Wallet from the official site or app store. Set it up, save your seed phrase. Yes, write it down. No, not on your phone notes.
Fund your wallet with SOL. Buy from Coinbase, Binance, Kraken — anywhere. Transfer to your Phantom wallet address. Keep a little extra for gas fees.
Head to pump.fun or Raydium. Connect your Phantom wallet. Paste the $MONDAY contract address below.
Enter the amount of SOL you want to swap. Hit swap. Confirm in Phantom. Welcome to the club. You now own a piece of the world's most hated day. 💛
Like every Monday, this plan arrives whether you're ready or not. 😩